heykarli:

My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve been married for so long.

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escapetheheat:

Petition to have a movie where Jennifer Lawrence is the daughter of Sandra Bullock who is the daughter of Meryl Streep. Bonus points for Tom Hanks. It could literally be about anything and I’d watch it. Anything.

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Do not try to be pretty. You weren’t meant to be pretty; you were meant to burn down the earth and graffiti the sky. Don’t let anyone ever simplify you to just “pretty.”

Things I Wish My Mother Had Taught Me (via promisesbyliars)
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